The Best Way to Run the Goats Out! - Ward

[Eli Brayley]

The Best Way to Run the Goats Out of the Church!
(D. J. Ward)

"Feed My sheep." John 21:17

"Feed the flock of God entrusted to you." 1 Peter 5:2

The best way to purify the church and keep it pure--is to get rid of all the goats! And the best way to run the goats out of the church--is to feed them 'sheep food'. God's sheep will grow in grace under the preaching of grace--but goats will go hungry because they choke on 'sheep food'. They will soon leave and go somewhere else. Preach sovereign grace!

“Now I commit you to God and to the message of His grace, which is able to build you up and to give you an inheritance among all who are sanctified." Acts 20:32

[Runner For Jesus]

That good Eli. That's the way to do it and stop all the leaven that is being handed out now. I just posted on the NEW AGE churches in Australia.

[mitchie2006]

Nov 16, 2009 18:25:46 GMT -7 Runner For Jesus said:

That good Eli. That's the way to do it and stop all the leaven that is being handed out now. I just posted on the NEW AGE churches in Australia.

www.metro-church.org/site/about_believe.cfm

RunnerForJesus didn't do the research very thoroughly, Eli. If you find anything objectionable in this "New-Age" church's statement of beliefs, let me know, ok?

[mitchie2006]

Nov 16, 2009 5:59:39 GMT -7 Eli Brayley said:

The best way to purify the church and keep it pure--is to get rid of all the goats! And the best way to run the goats out of the church--is to feed them 'sheep food'. God's sheep will grow in grace under the preaching of grace--but goats will go hungry because they choke on 'sheep food'. They will soon leave and go somewhere else. Preach sovereign grace!

What a silly analogy.

[Runner For Jesus]

This is what's wrong with those churches that are being referred to as New Age. Not a very good testimony to the world, even if they are a good church basically. Rock music has no place in churches. Here's some into on that from a Christian site exposing Rock Music.

www.jesus-is-savior.com/Miscellaneous/satanic_roots_of_rock.htm

[mitchie2006]

www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evolution%20Hoax/is_a_gorilla__your_grandpa.htm

This article was one of my favorites from that site, and one of the reasons that I think that it's a well-veiled parody site. Since Christians are not the most adept at indentifying satire, almost anything will do, generally, including the worst of efforts.

Note to Christians and other history-deniers: When you make the attempt to refute something that you don't believe in, please make sure you have at least half a grounding in what it is that you're supposed to be opposing. Mind you, such willful and blind ignorance is expected, but still troubling.

It has to be a parody site. NO one is that stupid, really. Are they?

Are they?